Transformers: The Last Knight (Allen)
What happens when you give Michael Bay artistic freedom?
Read MoreThe Mummy (Allen)
The Dark Universe opens with a solid if unspectacular effort.
Read MoreWonder Woman (Allen)
DC finally get their shit together and produce a real film.
Read MorePirates of the Caribbean: Salazar's Revenge/Dead Men Tell No Tales (Allen)
Even Johnny Depp doesn't care about these films anymore.
Read MoreWonder Woman (Sol)
To call Wonder Woman the best DC Extended Universe movie yet does it a disservice, because up until now, those films have been dogshit.
Read MoreAlien: Covenant (Allen)
Ridley Scott is trying to tell us something about the nature of life and God. But what?
Read MoreThe Fate of the Furious (Allen)
New eco-friendly Fast and Furious. Because it uses less Diesel, geddit?
Read MoreGuardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (Allen)
Daddy issues in space.
Read MoreGhost in the Shell (2017) (Allen)
What is life? We didn't know in 1995 and we still don't know now.
Read MoreBeauty and the Beast (2017) (Allen)
Another day, another Disney remake. But why should we care?
Read MorePower Rangers (Allen)
The perfect film for anyone who remembers the TV show from 20 years ago but still has the mental age of a 12 year old.
Read MoreKong: Skull Island (Allen)
A new take on the Kong story, but is action more important than character?
Read MoreLogan (Allen)
A genuinely poignant swansong for old man Logan.
Read MoreRings (Allen)
Why do anything fresh or original when you can just redo the same old shit?
Read MoreResident Evil: The Final Chapter (Allen)
A film so terrible that it only deserves a half arse review.
Read MoreSplit (Allen)
A step back in the right direction from Shyamalan but opinions remain split.
Read MoreRogue One (Allen)
What the world really needs is another Star Wars film.
Read MoreMoana (Allen)
Disney deliver a charming story that amazingly manages to mostly avoid gender stereotypes.
Read MoreFantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Allen)
For when eight Harry Potter films just isn't enough; let's keep going back to the well until it's dry.
Read MoreDoctor Strange (Allen)
Can you successfully bring a man of science into the world of fantasy and superheroes? Apparently not.
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